the world is your carrot

inhale

exhale

just got some carrots in the mail

extendedspringtime:

Scott was super mature on our Skype date, clearly.

I’m the cutest.

extendedspringtime:

Scott was super mature on our Skype date, clearly.

I’m the cutest.

what the fuck is an instagram

Last night we were talking about carrots at my parents’ house and my mom told me that when I was a kid I used to be all about some fucking carrots.  She took me to the doctor because I was turning orange and he was like “dude just eats a lot of carrots”.  I was OD’ing on that beta carotene since I was a kid. 

so I shotgunned a carrot and went to bed

If you brought a big brown bag of them home
I’d jump up and down and hope you’d toss me a carrot

pamelahanderson:

Carrot Porn

pamelahanderson:

Carrot Porn

what’s up doc?

what’s up doc?

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